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Tinderella
@xoxo_tinderella
Straight up told this guy that I liked having sex with him but he still owed me an orgasm .. is that rude?
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Tinderella
@xoxo_tinderella
Was supposed to go on a date tonight and when I asked him where he wanted to eat he asked if I was an option gaaaay
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Tinderella
@xoxo_tinderella
Friendly reminder: Youβre just a hole
Retweet of status by @alexandracooper
Tinderella
@xoxo_tinderella
Foundation mixed with semen, itβs not a good look for me.
Tinderella
@xoxo_tinderella
my Uber is doing 94 because i said i was headed to a dick appointment
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Retweet of status by @KeepingupwKyla
Tinderella
@xoxo_tinderella
Bad sex has me missing my toxic ex bf.. he was a shitty person but he dicked me down so good
Tinderella
@xoxo_tinderella
βI naively believed that if someone had seen your boobs and you regularly went to dinner together, it meant you were a coupleβ.
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Tinderella
@xoxo_tinderella
At the end of the day all I want is the clothes I never got back from people who arenβt my friends anymore
Tinderella
@xoxo_tinderella
My sister bought me bath bombs with melatonin and CBD.
Tinderella
@xoxo_tinderella
The only people that are interested in me are horny old men
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
