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ऋतु मिश्रा!🌸
@xxchromosome23
I wish i could loose weight by just running away from all the aunties giving me dirts for being single!!
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@xxchromosome23
North Indian mothers call their own son Kalu, Kalua. And we don't even consider it a racist comment.
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@xxchromosome23
I want you back!
-me talking to the money that I spent for nothing!
-me talking to the money that I spent for nothing!
ऋतु मिश्रा!🌸
@xxchromosome23
In case twitter goes down, here's the "list" pic.twitter.com/szVrzTnVpG
Retweet of status by @satineeraj17
ऋतु मिश्रा!🌸
@xxchromosome23
Mathematics ho ya life. It’s always difficult to face “log” and “ex”!!
ऋतु मिश्रा!🌸
@xxchromosome23
When boys can’t afford best friends they make dogs their best friends!
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@xxchromosome23
Hey!! ( with the intention of making him forever mine) pic.twitter.com/Ouush7fMv1
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@xxchromosome23
Kids who used to hide their paper during exam, are you CEO now?
ऋतु मिश्रा!🌸
@xxchromosome23
India wouldn't have won Thomas Cup if Mughals hadn't invented Badminton
Retweet of status by @Preetam_M_Rao
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@xxchromosome23
Retail investors prefer shopping at Manyavar than applying for Manyavar shares ️
Lacklustre response to Vedant Fa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Lacklustre response to Vedant Fa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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ऋतु मिश्रा! 🌸
@xxchromosome23
Sometimes I say “mar jao tum” just to hear “mar to gya hu tumpe” but all I get is “ okay bye”!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
