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Ricardo Moreno
@yoitsricardo
First thought upon waking up this morning- I wonder how many kids damaged their teeth trying to bite into a tootsie pop after only 3 licks
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Ricardo Moreno
@yoitsricardo
Springfield has given me a storm to sleep by. Thatβs how you know she cares.
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Ricardo Moreno
@yoitsricardo
UPDATE: talked to a Sprint rep and can confirm that iPhone X will be mine.
Ricardo Moreno
@yoitsricardo
@mikesmith187 Oh my GOD
Ricardo Moreno
@yoitsricardo
Very nearly completed my website. In one day. Should be a go for launch tomorrow.
Ricardo Moreno
@yoitsricardo
Timehop has taught me that I really am fantastic at live tweeting things.
Ricardo Moreno
@yoitsricardo
@daniellenilsen I miss provel cheese
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Ricardo Moreno
@yoitsricardo
For every "like" this receives, I will experience one fleeting moment of satisfaction in an endless soul-sucking search for validation
Retweet of status by @chrisremo
Ricardo Moreno
@yoitsricardo
@JimmyWhetzel Because it's never a bad time to draw a Goob. I want to make a children's book about him. pic.twitter.com/vgR0iOKmNt
Ricardo Moreno
@yoitsricardo
I just want to stay up to hear Bernie's speech but I'm SO tired. Are we sure he's not asleep already?
Ricardo Moreno
@yoitsricardo
Just cutting out emoji like it's my job.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
