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~delany baum~
@youcancallme_D
There are children alive today who have never had a white president or dealt with marriage inequality. I think that's beautiful.
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~delany baum~
@youcancallme_D
I'm a horrible texter...and Snapchatter..basically any form of communication, I'll ignore/forget about it very easily.
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~delany baum~
@youcancallme_D
You never realize how many times you knock your nails up against stuff until they're wet with nail polish.
~delany baum~
@youcancallme_D
No matter what people tell me about grudges, I will hold them till the day I die
~delany baum~
@youcancallme_D
Met some distant family for the first time today and one of them legit asked if I was in 8th grade
~delany baum~
@youcancallme_D
sticks
and
stones
may
break
my
bones
but
large
three
topping
pizza
with
stuffed
crust
and
breadsticks
will
never
hurt
me
and
stones
may
break
my
bones
but
large
three
topping
pizza
with
stuffed
crust
and
breadsticks
will
never
hurt
me
Retweet of status by @thepizzafacts
~delany baum~
@youcancallme_D
@TonyDiaz989 precisely, Tony.
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~delany baum~
@youcancallme_D
How do girls sit on guys' shoulders?? My legs could easily squash their tiny necks like a grape.
~delany baum~
@youcancallme_D
First thing I heard when I woke up was my mother yellin "AND YOU TELL HIM YOUR MOTHER SAID...." so I pretended to sleep to avoid the rage
~delany baum~
@youcancallme_D
@maryyyyramirez is that the puppy we hid in Kokernot?
~delany~
@youcancallme_D
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
