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Zzzπ
@zayyynaqueenie
yβall think thereβs a chip in the vaccine, but you just input your birthdate and location in an online astrology generator on your iPhone
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Zayna Green
@zayyynaqueenie
I accidentally cut Schatziβs paw while clipping her nails and now we are both sitting in separate corners of my room and crying.
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Zayna Green
@zayyynaqueenie
@courtkneeturner I feel like we live the same life but in different states.
Zayna Green
@zayyynaqueenie
Had a small mental breakdown my first day back at work. 1000% should've stayed in Europe.
Zayna Green
@zayyynaqueenie
Yesterday my kids said if I didn't buy coffee everyday I could afford to buy new things for the ATR. #Budgeting101 @ATCanonymous
Zayna Green
@zayyynaqueenie
Me: ATC and healthcare professional
*feels pins & needles in finger for 24 hours*
Also me: types in "am I dying?" on WebMD
@ATCanonymous
*feels pins & needles in finger for 24 hours*
Also me: types in "am I dying?" on WebMD
@ATCanonymous
Zayna Green
@zayyynaqueenie
@shelbyswords @mmrisss TAURUS "stubbornness but with sympathy and warmth"
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Zayna Green
@zayyynaqueenie
I just want all coaches to know that just because someone is a little winded doesn't automatically mean they have asthma. @ATCanonymous
Zayna Green
@zayyynaqueenie
@Mark_Shires @ATCanonymous she wanted tape instead of wearing the brace I was like "look I promise you the brace is better than J&J Coach"
Zayna Green
@zayyynaqueenie
Life update* Do NOT chaperone a high school dance.
Zayna Green
@zayyynaqueenie
When you own the fuck outta your inner crazy bitch pic.twitter.com/inu0b8T0pi
Retweet of status by @craziestbitch
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
