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zoe
@zoebalfourr
2 day hangovers are not on man , a remember when a was a wee guy a could get back up n run a mock again , old n decrepit noo
Retweet of status by @shaekirkwood
22 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 2 day hangovers are not on man , a remember when a was a wee guy a could get back up n run a mock again , old n decrepit noo 🥴🥴
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żœ
@zoebalfourr
Why is it so easy to join other people’s house parties pure oap sorry
27 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why is it so easy to join other people’s house parties🤣🤣 pure oap sorry
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zoe
@zoebalfourr
Weekend now plz
Retweet of status by @nicolebeattie99
04 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Weekend now plz 🥳👯♀️🍾
zoe
@zoebalfourr
Any company’s looking for stonemasons am qualified, been let go today Retweets appreciated
Retweet of status by @Mark3006A
07 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Any company’s looking for stonemasons am qualified, been let go today Retweets appreciated👍🏻
zoe
@zoebalfourr
Weekly dose of the fear
Retweet of status by @JoeMckennaa
05 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Weekly dose of the fear👌🏼
zoe
@zoebalfourr
Im always itching to be around my pals 24/7 fear of being alone
04 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Im always itching to be around my pals 24/7 😬 fear of being alone
zoe
@zoebalfourr
Omg this happened to me last night nd obv steaming I’m like yeh of course no worries!!!! Shame there’s no skuddie… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @roisinkellyxo
24 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Omg this happened to me last night nd obv steaming I’m like yeh of course no worries😭😭!!!! Shame there’s no skuddie… https://t.co/Lt3Aaxdh44
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zoai
@zoebalfourr
5 weeks till ibizaaaaaa
Retweet of status by @_erincochrane
05 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 5 weeks till ibizaaaaaa 🤙🏼
zoai
@zoebalfourr
Full on Cba wae masel on a night out, shocking how much a wander off n talk tae cunts than actual sit doon wae ma pals
Retweet of status by @looozzza10
05 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Full on Cba wae masel on a night out, shocking how much a wander off n talk tae cunts than actual sit doon wae ma pals 🥴
zoe
@zoebalfourr
UTI’s are the worse pain I’ve ever experienced in my life
Retweet of status by @_chloehorton
28 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote UTI’s are the worse pain I’ve ever experienced in my life 😫😫
zoe
@zoebalfourr
Urine infections are honestly next level pain I don’t know what I done in my past life to get them weekly
22 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Urine infections are honestly next level pain 😣 I don’t know what I done in my past life to get them weekly
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊