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Zoë
@zoeshortland
Can’t see my nan but people can still come in an out the country
19 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can’t see my nan but people can still come in an out the country 👍🏼👍🏼
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Zoë
@zoeshortland
Why does the sound of anyone crunching trigger me so much
24 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why does the sound of anyone crunching trigger me so much 😤
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Zoë
@zoeshortland
truest shit twitter.com/cruable/status…
Retweet of status by @tommytaylorcook
21 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote truest shit🤝 https://t.co/v0mGfGp9RD
Zoë
@zoeshortland
Nothing worse when you just hate your figure so much everytime you order clothes you hate every outfit because of it
Retweet of status by @cowling_ellie
27 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nothing worse when you just hate your figure so much everytime you order clothes you hate every outfit because of it😢😢
Zoë
@zoeshortland
Selling Kisstory New Year’s Eve event at o2
Retweet of status by @rachel_earnshaw
25 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Selling Kisstory New Year’s Eve event at o2 ✌🏼
Zoë
@zoeshortland
My auntie got my uncle the BEST present ever baby Winston and Isa pic.twitter.com/JuD5vLGQp4
24 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My auntie got my uncle the BEST present ever 😭😭😭 baby Winston and Isa https://t.co/JuD5vLGQp4
Zoë
@zoeshortland
Why am I such a slut for coats
30 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why am I such a slut for coats 😭
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Zoë
@zoeshortland
Just want a job where I can have my nails done sick of looking like a boy
14 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just want a job where I can have my nails done 😭 sick of looking like a boy
Zoë
@zoeshortland
Nah you’re fully vile if you scoop this low in life, how are you gonna steal a charity pot with a few penny’s in … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
14 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nah you’re fully vile if you scoop this low in life, how are you gonna steal a charity pot with a few penny’s in 🤢🤢… https://t.co/eYL7WzeBK4
Zoë
@zoeshortland
Warms my heart seeing my friends happy fr
05 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Warms my heart seeing my friends happy fr🥺♥️
Zoë
@zoeshortland
the amount of love a have for my boyfriend is unreal, the boys fucking clueless but a would be so lost without him
Retweet of status by @louiselaingX
12 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote the amount of love a have for my boyfriend is unreal, the boys fucking clueless but a would be so lost without him 🥺🥺
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊