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Zoey Simoes
@zoeyymonroee
Mom bod all summer
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Zoey Simoes
@zoeyymonroee
Mosquitoes are the only ones who think Iβm a snack
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Zoey Simoes
@zoeyymonroee
@_kaylamachado OH LORD! What the fuck were we thinking! Thank God for the glow up
Zoey Simoes
@zoeyymonroee
Guys get drunk and want to go hit on girls
Girls get drunk and want to eat a whole pizza... by themselves
Girls get drunk and want to eat a whole pizza... by themselves
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Zoey Simoes
@zoeyymonroee
Off to play bob the fuckin builder
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Zoey Simoes
@zoeyymonroee
Pulling hair during sex is old, pull her wig off and put it on your head instead.
Zoey Simoes
@zoeyymonroee
I need a gym partner who will kick my ass and help me to get my abs backhit me up if your down
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Zoey Simoes
@zoeyymonroee
Why couldnt I have just been born summer ready, why must I be cursed with fat
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
