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So much love from Western Railway pic.twitter.com/THhHyZXepl
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@zoomphatak
Me- how does it feel when ppl alight from you in Dadar ???
Train- i feel like a woman reaching home from work and opening her bra hook
Train- i feel like a woman reaching home from work and opening her bra hook
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The first Indian to play Subway Surfer was @aamir_khan in the movie Ghulam
Retweet of status by @jayantgajria
Zoomie...
@zoomphatak
There's only one way u can watch all these censored movies...by applying for a job in Censor Board
Zoomie...
@zoomphatak
Bear Grylls: Dude she smiled looking at me, feeling butterflies in my stomach.
Friend: Bro, you had caterpillars last night.
Friend: Bro, you had caterpillars last night.
Retweet of status by @Madan_Chikna
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Hahahahahahaha if u look closely...then Priyanka Chopra's face looks like a dick head pic.twitter.com/UOVUS44uro
Zoomie...
@zoomphatak
In 10 years of our togetherness u never complained, u r an ageless beauty, that glowing body of urs when I undress you. I love u litchi
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Zoomie...
@zoomphatak
You're so full of shit, sometimes I think that if you take a dump, it might just bring out the best in you.
Retweet of status by @pranavsapra
ZooMIe...
@zoomphatak
If Sholay was made in South...
Jai Anna and Veeru Anna pic.twitter.com/Lfyls5bBiy
Jai Anna and Veeru Anna pic.twitter.com/Lfyls5bBiy
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
