iEmoji Feeds @Zach Batton (ZachBatton)
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Zach Batton
@ZachBatton
SHARP Brief
Now here soldiers! We have another holiday weekend coming up and another chance to find romance (that special someone). Although falling in love is not discouraged by the Army, there are some forms of ‘courting’ which are frowned upon. By reading and understanding the following tips, the Army hopes to not only help you in your plight to find love (or keep love) but also avoid spending the rest of your life rocking an orange jumpsuit. So, while out celebrating our country’s independence, keep in mind these important tips which can potentially save your marriage, career, and eternal soul.
•Get consent (drunk people cannot give consent)
•Ensure your true love is of age and not currently attached
•Do not make inappropriate comments (no matter how attractive your object of affection is)
•Married folks, if you wish to stay married and gainfully employed, spend the weekend falling in love with your spouse as you sit under the stars and enjoy a lovely fireworks display.
Now here soldiers! We have another holiday weekend coming up and another chance to find romance (that special someone). Although falling in love is not discouraged by the Army, there are some forms of ‘courting’ which are frowned upon. By reading and understanding the following tips, the Army hopes to not only help you in your plight to find love (or keep love) but also avoid spending the rest of your life rocking an orange jumpsuit. So, while out celebrating our country’s independence, keep in mind these important tips which can potentially save your marriage, career, and eternal soul.
•Get consent (drunk people cannot give consent)
•Ensure your true love is of age and not currently attached
•Do not make inappropriate comments (no matter how attractive your object of affection is)
•Married folks, if you wish to stay married and gainfully employed, spend the weekend falling in love with your spouse as you sit under the stars and enjoy a lovely fireworks display.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
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ReganBrittany
@ReganBrittany
Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
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Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
MariaCabayubi
@MariaCabayubi
“@_lexiemichelee: @MariaCabayubi you know how slow I am Maria. But it looks really good”hah I know this. But thank youuu
MissSharieff
@MissSharieff
we can be miles apart & no matter where you are, you're always in my heart.
SeaaJayyyy
@SeaaJayyyy
I wish they had a middle finger emoji
angiex830
@angiex830
Mauricio is like cracking up because of how jealous I am......
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dannye27
@dannye27
I like how emoji has jdm symbol.
certifieddiva66
@certifieddiva66
#IGotaAThingFor D.L.A
morgan_dyson
@morgan_dyson
I'm obsessed with emoji!!
wallissxx
@wallissxx
Sooooo sleepy
