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Komusana
@DCalyne
Monologue at 7pm. It's UOT time!
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Komusana
@DCalyne
Okay then, y'all should just taste fort portal pork. With all our hospitality, we even encourage you to eat more
"caali amooti weyongere"
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Komusana
@DCalyne
Also, please don't arrest me, just tried checking out his Facebook page like the rest.. Or should I say her Facebook page? Kwakwakwakwa
Komusana
@DCalyne
But seriously, why would scientists try to find out whether I prefer the smell of my farts to others?! I know what goes into my stomach
Carolina
@DCalyne
Attention: there's almost a fight in office btn those who yap about football and those who want calmness! Am the cheerleader
Akiiki
@DCalyne
So I was yelling 'Mummy' while in pain in the hospital & the aunt said "Nyoko tariho,akafa.Call Jesus instead." Banyankole are rude.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
