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Bantu Dragon
@DCalyne
Hazard FC going to blame everything on the absence of Morata like he went off the pitch with Hazard's feet #CHEMCI
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Bantu Dragon
@DCalyne
We should partition Uganda into two countries. Us who are bakoowu we get our democratic state. The rest sing yellow forever
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Bantu Dragon
@DCalyne
Talking of kifeesi...My friend told me he was woken up by a bright flashlight in his face and the guy told him "Gwe nga weebaka nyo"
Retweet of status by @Kakatshozi
Bantu Dragon
@DCalyne
Let me just tweet real quick how happy I am that I had the best birthday ever
Retweet of status by @soafricane
Bantu Dragon
@DCalyne
Someone has been killing women with no useful police actions but the moment you sneeze about #AgeLimit, they'll find you. Depression
Bantu Dragon
@DCalyne
An MP lost the baby she named "Kaguta" after M7 today and Ugandans on Facebook were either angry at the naming or celebrating
Bantu Dragon
@DCalyne
Owesh sent me a selfie so wow that I'm discombobulated and can't go back to sleep. So handsome shuu
Retweet of status by @b_shillingi
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Bantu Dragon
@DCalyne
The thing is, I never hide my age. So when a youngin hits on my fossil self, they know they have to call me mummy. Not baby
Bantu Dragon
@DCalyne
What's the point of travelling then????? twitter.com/loyisogola/staβ¦
Retweet of status by @Kakatshozi
Bantu Dragon
@DCalyne
My baby brother went to pick his dad from the airport for the first time and thought all the people there had gone to welcome him back
Bantu Dragon
@DCalyne
Guyyyys look at my Ace.
Baptism day pic.twitter.com/crkbIU5mOK
Baptism day pic.twitter.com/crkbIU5mOK
Retweet of status by @MeTeo_riTe
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
