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Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
Cats pawing/pounding/clawing/ at your closed bedroom door trying 2get in make a great alarm clock
ESPECIALLY WHEN U DON'T HAVE 2 GET UP!
ESPECIALLY WHEN U DON'T HAVE 2 GET UP!
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Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
Ahh the slow rhythm of Sunday Twitter
It's like a soft Jazz rift
It doesn't seem coherent& you have no idea where it's going but it works
It's like a soft Jazz rift
It doesn't seem coherent& you have no idea where it's going but it works
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Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
You're thong is part of my edible arrangement
Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
For all the men that think a woman's place is in the kitchen. Just remember that's where the knives are kept
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Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
@Deurb1 I'll miss you too! Be safe and we'll talk soon
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Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
The same people who are
candy to our eyes can be
poison to our hearts.
Study their ingredients before
feeding them to your soul.
candy to our eyes can be
poison to our hearts.
Study their ingredients before
feeding them to your soul.
Retweet of status by @lifesmiles69
Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
Remember First we are humans ,
Then family, religion and countries.
Then family, religion and countries.
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Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
Real friends stay with you no matter where you go
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Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
Hanging at the zoo and we didn't get any gorillas killed
Win-win kind of day
Win-win kind of day
Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
So, are you finally jealous or do I have work on my 'flirting with the others' skills some more?
Retweet of status by @Tall_Dreams
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
