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Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
I pay as much attention 2the @twitter grammar police as I do 2the Boss when she asks me if Im really going 2wear that when we are going out
Retweet of status by @Mr_Friend_Zone
01 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I pay as much attention 2the @Twitter grammar police as I do 2the Boss when she asks me if Im really going 2wear that when we are going outπ
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Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
14 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sometimes it's better to act like a cat and IGNORE everybody π
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Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
I want to go to that place I've always dreamed of...
where endless love, heated passion and pure desire meet
where endless love, heated passion and pure desire meet
26 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I want to go to that place I've always dreamed of...
where endless love, heated passion and pure desire meetπ
Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
Sometimes I read my own tweets, and give myself the creeps
22 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sometimes I read my own tweets, and give myself the creepsπ±
Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
When you touch someone so deeply in heart & soul that you're both changed forever... & you've never met... & you'll never meet. Destiny.
Retweet of status by @SassyTexasGal
20 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you touch someone so deeply in heart & soul that you're both changed forever... & you've never met... & you'll never meet. Destiny. β€
Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
Just realised my skirt was tucked in bag pure bum cheek on show
Retweet of status by @Midget_Jones32
20 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just realised my skirt was tucked in bag pure bum cheek on show π’
Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
Meanwhile on Facebook an old work friend of mine sent me a friend request for their cat's FB so I have that going for me
Retweet of status by @Mr_Friend_Zone
08 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Meanwhile on Facebook an old work friend of mine sent me a friend request for their cat's FB so I have that going for me
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Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
20 May 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ππ http://t.co/niWtQJBXd3
Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
#TT
If I ran into any of you I interact with here in RL I'd have no hesitation in introducing you to The Boss.
If I ran into any of you I interact with here in RL I'd have no hesitation in introducing you to The Boss.
Retweet of status by @Mr_Friend_Zone
29 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #TT
If I ran into any of you I interact with here in RL I'd have no hesitation in introducing you to The Boss. π
Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
"@AdamWolf77: If you go through the express register and then write a check for your groceries toy are equal in evilness to ISIS."
Retweet of status by @akjtxgirl
27 Mar 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "@AdamWolf77: If you go through the express register and then write a check for your groceries toy are equal in evilness to ISIS." πππ
Dapper Dan
@Deurb1
Don't want to be mean,
I'm over the green.
I like your bum,
Let's drink some Rum
I'm over the green.
I like your bum,
Let's drink some Rum
18 Mar 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don't want to be mean,
I'm over the green.
I like your bum,
Let's drink some Rumπ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ