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F. Scott Fitz Jesse
@FScottFitzJesse
For the solstice a few minutes ago, I kept it simple: while my uncle target-practiced up the hill, I watered my garden. Happy solstice!
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F. Scott Fitz Jesse
@FScottFitzJesse
I need some good truth or dares...drop some ideas below...
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F. Scott Fitz Jesse
@FScottFitzJesse
Just got an X-ray... And I never thought I'd say this, but turns out I have a spooky skeleton man living inside my body
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F. Scott Fitz Jesse
@FScottFitzJesse
@FScottFitzJesse I'm just out here trying to do a public service that no one wanted or asked for
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F. Scott Fitz Jesse
@FScottFitzJesse
Who are you calling an about-face, with your aboutest of faces?
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F. Scott Fitz Jesse
@FScottFitzJesse
Hereβs an idea. Everyone is hurting,show some compassion and love
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F. Scott Fitz Jesse
@FScottFitzJesse
@FScottFitzJesse Wow, this is a very bucolic place to be murdered.
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F. Scott Fitz Jesse
@FScottFitzJesse
Her: Why are you being so distant?
Me [during the quarantine]: β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Me [during the quarantine]: β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
F. Scott Fitz Jesse
@FScottFitzJesse
I
With this cheese triangle bread
I, me, take you pizza
To be my breaded life
To Havarti, despite mould
Forβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
With this cheese triangle bread
I, me, take you pizza
To be my breaded life
To Havarti, despite mould
Forβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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F. Scott Fitz Jesse
@FScottFitzJesse
TWEET CALL!
Itβs time to find your inner Weird Al again! Last time was the most fun Iβve had on here, so leβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Itβs time to find your inner Weird Al again! Last time was the most fun Iβve had on here, so leβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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F. Scott Fitz Jesse
@FScottFitzJesse
@Irony_Decider @ShootyDoody I'll allow it.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
