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F Scott Fitz Grateful
@FScottFitzJesse
canβt wait for the new decade, when everyoneβs virginity starts all over again
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F Scott Fitz Grateful
@FScottFitzJesse
@TheFaceOfDave Grateful...thank you.
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F Scott Fitz Grateful
@FScottFitzJesse
Inside me there are two elves. Fucking delicious.
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F Scott Fitz Spooky π¦
@FScottFitzJesse
Dating ain't just dating anymore...ur picking ur potential apocalypse partner so choose wisely folks
Retweet of status by @StarW0lf_29
F Scott Fitz Spooky π¦
@FScottFitzJesse
A little Dashboard Confessional to end your Friday Enjoy your weekend tweeps pic.twitter.com/nZ4wUwbCcf
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F Scott Fitz Jesse π¦
@FScottFitzJesse
Ahhh the Purple Heart
In the military it means you got wounded; on Twitter it means you got friend-zoned!
In the military it means you got wounded; on Twitter it means you got friend-zoned!
F Scott Fitz Jesse π¦
@FScottFitzJesse
Man-size tissues, what is that all about?....do men cry bigger, heavier tears. I donβt think so
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F Scott Fitz Jesse π¦
@FScottFitzJesse
Previously...on twitter.
F Scott Fitz Jesse π¦
@FScottFitzJesse
I live in fear that my work will run out of work for me to do. I think it's happening today.
F Scott Fitz Jesse π¦
@FScottFitzJesse
When the Hulk smashes everything heβs βincredibleβ, but when I do it Iβm a slut
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F Scott Fitz Jesse π¦
@FScottFitzJesse
Doctor: "Is there any chance you could be pregnant?"
Me: "If I am, I'll be giving birth to batteries"
Me: "If I am, I'll be giving birth to batteries"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
