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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
Man this inflation crisis is everywhere, the Tooth Fairy gave my kid $10 for one tooth
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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
Me: Remember, DO NOT bite the dentist this time!
5: okay
5: okay
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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
I JUST ORDERED A PIZZA I haven't been this excited since last week....when I ordered a pizza.
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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
Blending my morning smoothie in the bathroom so as not to disrupt my kids' Zoom meetings was a #2020 twist I did not see coming
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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
Opal is over the whole stay at home thing pic.twitter.com/GK2ZRWPwgi
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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
Just thinking about these two not-a-robots for no reason in particular. pic.twitter.com/Wt06tPKThF
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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
3 ate bird poop thinking it was part of his dropped ice cream sandwich from yesterday, totally winning at momming today
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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
We got the post-vasectomy lab results and my husband is sterile!!!
But you know, without the confetti,β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
But you know, without the confetti,β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
Nashville friends, we love you guys. Are you safe his morning?
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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
At Meijer and I told my husband to take the boys to see the lobster tank and he went to the pet section
Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
A Karen just pulled her grandkids away from my kids because mine were telling them about a show on Netflix and they βdonβt watch tv.β
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
