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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
3 got a new car seat and before I could even install it, he managed to put cereal in the crevices and draw on it with chalk.
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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
We need to find out if the playgroup roof gets fixed! pic.twitter.com/lFNZe69NTm
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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
Why do my bones only creak when I’m trying to sneak out of my toddlers room at night?
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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
My kids are playing hide and seek..... in the car.... while strapped into their car seats maybe they don’t need a college fund.
Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
Apparently nobody informed laundry and dishes it was summer vacation.
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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
Think about us moms on a hot day... our children steal our water even if they have their own
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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
3- Oh No! Mommy you're naked!!
Me- Well if that bothers you, you could get out and close the door til I finish changing
Me- Well if that bothers you, you could get out and close the door til I finish changing
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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
You know “celebrities read mean tweets”
I’m going start “women read direct messages.”
Stay tuned.
I’m going start “women read direct messages.”
Stay tuned.
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Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
Anyone else’s sensitive teeth hurt from just breathing this cold air?
Mama Bird
@Mamabird1519
Thanks to the boys’ two hour delay, the nice lady at the insurance company now knows that “He farted on my pillow!! Both sides!!”
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
