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Melissa
@MelissaW30
Well my 2 year old discovered the f word today
*Pulls the straw out of the cup*
Carter: βoh fuckβ #lordhelpme
*Pulls the straw out of the cup*
Carter: βoh fuckβ #lordhelpme
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Melissa
@MelissaW30
Ppl who use social media as a way to vent about relationship problems are what's wrong w/ this world. Learn how to communicate effectively
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Melissa
@MelissaW30
I need to get my ass into gear and lose weight because thinking about wearing a swimsuit makes me want to vomit
Melissa
@MelissaW30
I love thunderstorms
Melissa
@MelissaW30
Fixer upper, a big glass of sweet tea and in bed at 8:30...that's what dreams are made of
Melissa
@MelissaW30
I'm dead pic.twitter.com/KHP63dq1VT
Melissa
@MelissaW30
Miss when snow days/days off meant I got to lay around and be lazy and now it means catching up on house work and a shit ton of laundry
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Melissa
@MelissaW30
Brandon told me to wake him up early today so we can go look at a jeep. I think I'm finally getting to him
Melissa
@MelissaW30
In one year Brandon and I have paid $9800 dollars on our house and only $1200 of it has gone towards the principle... being an adult sucks
Melissa
@MelissaW30
hate ppl who say "wait until you're married to have a baby." A marriage certificate doesn't make a baby more of a blessing
Melissa
@MelissaW30
Sooo obsesssed with Vice // Miranda Lambert
Retweet of status by @Natalie_Pool12
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
