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Melissa
@MelissaW30
@mirandalambert is seriously the most perfect human being, tonight made me love her even more
22 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @mirandalambert is seriously the most perfect human being, tonight made me love her even more πππππ
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Melissa
@MelissaW30
Today feels like fall and it's beautiful
17 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Today feels like fall and it's beautiful πππππ
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Melissa
@MelissaW30
If I worked out as much as I complained about being fat I would be so skinny by now
13 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If I worked out as much as I complained about being fat I would be so skinny by now π
Melissa
@MelissaW30
Our pool overflowed, the lawn is flooded and just about every tree in our yard bent at a 90Β° angle, I guess I underestimated this storm
18 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Our pool overflowed, the lawn is flooded and just about every tree in our yard bent at a 90Β° angle, I guess I underestimated this storm π
Melissa
@MelissaW30
Completely forgot i put " I didn't choose the thug life the thug life chose me." as my senior quote in the yearbook..I need Jesus
12 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Completely forgot i put " I didn't choose the thug life the thug life chose me." as my senior quote in the yearbook..I need Jesus ππ
Melissa
@MelissaW30
I literally can't handle people who constantly complain. YOU control YOUR life and YOUR happiness, so do something about it and stfu
03 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I literally can't handle people who constantly complain. YOU control YOUR life and YOUR happiness, so do something about it and stfu ππππ
Melissa
@MelissaW30
My 6 month old son has the attitude of a hormonal 16 year old girl... Lord help me
01 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My 6 month old son has the attitude of a hormonal 16 year old girl... Lord help me ππΌ
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Melissa
@MelissaW30
So many posts about family dogs being stolen if anyone ever tried to steal my dog, they better pray for their life
Retweet of status by @apelletierrr
30 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So many posts about family dogs being stolen π₯ if anyone ever tried to steal my dog, they better pray for their life
Melissa
@MelissaW30
Brandon just woke up & said "yeah I just need to take your pillow" & he literally ripped the pillow out from my head... #sleeptalking
12 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Brandon just woke up & said "yeah I just need to take your pillow" & he literally ripped the pillow out from my head... ππ #sleeptalking
Melissa
@MelissaW30
I'm worse than a kid when it comes to Christmas..I literally don't think I can wait 5 more days....
20 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm worse than a kid when it comes to Christmas..I literally don't think I can wait 5 more days.... π¬β€οΈπππ
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Melissa
@MelissaW30
Just warning everyone that after tomorrow my obsession with Christmas is going to get 100x worse
25 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just warning everyone that after tomorrow my obsession with Christmas is going to get 100x worse β€οΈπππ
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ