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Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
Toughest job I ever had was as a door to door salesman, selling doors.
Every time I knocked, I thought, "Fuck, they've already got one!!
Every time I knocked, I thought, "Fuck, they've already got one!!
Retweet of status by @danielmarven
23 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Toughest job I ever had was as a door to door salesman, selling doors.
Every time I knocked, I thought, "Fuck, they've already got one!! ππ
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Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
20 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Kenyans born on 1st June are patient and rarely get angry. They don't get Madaraka
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Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
My Twin has a degree in Aeronautical Engineering. He created a website: getanthonyajob.com where you can dβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Retweet of status by @54AfricanVoices
20 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My Twin has a degree in Aeronautical Engineeringπ¨πΎβπ. He created a website: https://t.co/CsfweviAkO where you can dβ¦ https://t.co/fdr96ucB3n
Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
Seeing G Wagons everywhere
This is a sign
That I still can't afford a G Wagon
This is a sign
That I still can't afford a G Wagon
Retweet of status by @JaimeeWho
16 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Seeing G Wagons everywhere
This is a sign
That I still can't afford a G Wagon
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Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
Nice image. Allow me to deliver an invoice to you. twitter.com/lunchboxke/staβ¦
Retweet of status by @The_Mentalyst
15 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nice image. Allow me to deliver an invoice to you. π€πΎπ€πΎπ€πΎπ€πΎ https://t.co/HBtIzOzx2l
Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
11 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote African dads will call you to take their plate to the kitchen while they walk behind you to wash their hands
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Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
Kenyans deserve that Tekno show. Campmulla makes a comeback and all you're talking about is how bad Tekno was
Retweet of status by @bienaraza
10 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Kenyans deserve that Tekno show. Campmulla makes a comeback and all you're talking about is how bad Tekno was πππ
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Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
Congratulations to Serena Williams on the birth of her baby girl (just as she predicted)! pic.twitter.com/OumLAtraqF
03 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Congratulations to Serena Williams on the birth of her baby girl (just as she predicted)! ππΆπ½πΈπΌπ https://t.co/OumLAtraqF
Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
I don't understand how people find it ok to dish out someone's number at will without asking them first
Retweet of status by @KaluhisKitchen
30 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I don't understand how people find it ok to dish out someone's number at will without asking them first π‘π³π
Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
Jon and Dany on set together pic.twitter.com/PBmLudu7Sp
Retweet of status by @ItsGoTQuote
18 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Jon and Dany on set together πβ€οΈ https://t.co/PBmLudu7Sp
Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
The girlfriend olympics are in full swing and some of us haven't even started stretching twitter.com/neonontso/statβ¦
Retweet of status by @__Teenah__
13 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The girlfriend olympics are in full swing and some of us haven't even started stretching π https://t.co/qL5kbZxo2g
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ