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Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
So what happens when the dick refuses evening made pic.twitter.com/b7Po6SS8Zb
30 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So what happens when the dick refuses ๐๐๐๐๐๐ evening made https://t.co/b7Po6SS8Zb
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Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
26 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear KPLC,
why do you advertise yourselves?
Si I thought you're the only one we all have
ama mnaona tunaeza washa TV na
kuni?? ๐๐ฏ
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Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
A thread
Somewhere between Proverbs 31 & Me.
Somewhere between Proverbs 31 & Me.
Retweet of status by @unbotheredbliss
26 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A thread ๐ค
Somewhere between Proverbs 31 & Me.
Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
Your wcw rejected a boy cause she wasn't ready. Now she jealous cause he making his new gf happy. Me I'm ya wcw
Retweet of status by @WambuiKaburi
23 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Your wcw rejected a boy cause she wasn't ready. Now she jealous cause he making his new gf happy. Me ๐ญ I'm ya wcw ๐ญ
Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
21 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I suddenly cancelled a date with a lady and she started murmuring. I asked her why and she said
So,You Made me bath for nothing...?
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Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
Lemme give you one tip if u dont have money and you wanna go clubbing and still have fun:
SIT YO BROKE ASS AT HOME!!
Sleep it out.
SIT YO BROKE ASS AT HOME!!
Sleep it out.
Retweet of status by @Burmese_Tyga
16 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Lemme give you one tip if u dont have money and you wanna go clubbing and still have fun:
SIT YO BROKE ASS AT HOME!!
Sleep it out.๐
Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
gosh. remember? pic.twitter.com/W1gYWdZ8Da
29 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote gosh. remember? ๐๐๐ https://t.co/W1gYWdZ8Da
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Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cents featuring Nickelback.
Get it?
50 cents featuring Nickelback.
Get it?
Retweet of status by @mercymurugi
12 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cents featuring Nickelback.
Get it? ๐๐
Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
A girl KNOWS when a bitch likes her boyfriend
Retweet of status by @BlushyRush
13 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A girl KNOWS when a bitch likes her boyfriend ๐
Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
People in this generation don't want marriage because all they see are the broken ones. Look beyond, there are beautiful ones out there
Retweet of status by @Traccykay
15 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote People in this generation don't want marriage because all they see are the broken ones. Look beyond, there are beautiful ones out there ๐
Ndunge Nyamasyo
@NdungeNyamasyo
So many beautiful pregnant women
Retweet of status by @Joykwendo
07 Apr 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So many beautiful pregnant women โค
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐