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@NewYork_Sir
I'm sure this will offend someone but sorry I'm an awful human for laughing pic.twitter.com/EpnNC8otiw
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@NewYork_Sir
I wish I had a dollar for every time @NewYork_Sir rolled his eyes at me. Probs could have kept my Wrangler.
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NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir loves me pic.twitter.com/uP0OhTdHb2
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NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir
Many people have a fake online persona. In real life, I'm exactly like I am on here... a complete asshole.
NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir
There's so much truth in this. pic.twitter.com/6AROAOokAF
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@NewYork_Sir
I can't pic.twitter.com/TTiiq3TkRO
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@NewYork_Sir
A girl I used to date was my bartender and served me a drink with a fly in it. Thanks.
NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir
Some of you change to a new significant other more often than I change my underwear.
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@NewYork_Sir
So 6 months ago, you were on twitter posting naked thirst traps & talking bout your many fwb's, but now you're happily engaged? Riiiiight.
NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir
My buddy just bamboozled me and now I'm with him at the DMV office.
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
