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NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir
Does anyone really measure how much NyQuil they take or do you just take a bigger gulp out of the bottle when you feel like crap?
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NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir
Some of you care more about your eyebrows than you do about your future.
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NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir
These Biden memes will never get old. pic.twitter.com/1AuDWLSRCw
NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir
I don't understand people that crowd around the gate and try to be the first on board for a flight with reserved seats
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NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir
I haven't even been on a date since July. I'm as single as you can get.
NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir
Fuckgirls everywhere
NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir
Where can I sign up to be a cat cuddler?
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NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir
I take so many pics with my phone and never even look at them again.
NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir
I don't want to adult today.
NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir
You know @NewYork_Sir is actually a sweetheart when he sends you pics and videos of his cats because you're sick
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NewYork_Sir
@NewYork_Sir
There's too much blood in my alcohol stream.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
