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Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
Please don’t judge me for pining more for your woman than you. It’s just...I’m pretty sure she tastes better.
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Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
@Zen_Mox @tincanLizzy Yes!!! Just what I’ve always wanted
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Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
Fun times with my son today! pic.twitter.com/z2poL6uiWJ
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Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
Or vodka.. whatever.
Time to commence day drinking, Kids!
Cheers
open.spotify.com/track/3ZpWy5rB…
Time to commence day drinking, Kids!
Cheers
open.spotify.com/track/3ZpWy5rB…
Retweet of status by @MommaSmallzz
Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
My 401k is a 101k now.
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Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
Musty people always asking “Where’s my hug at?”
Umm, over there by the fucking deodorant!
Umm, over there by the fucking deodorant!
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Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
@ExLife_Coach @IikeRez12 *except when he doesn’t. Then you’re just garbage like the rest of us
Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
Sex is fun and all but have you ever had drama on twitter...
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Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
The only D that has been up my ass recently is Diarrhea.
Anyway, anyone up for some butt stuff tonight?
Anyway, anyone up for some butt stuff tonight?
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Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
Completely hammered in Las Vegas. So, yeah I’m doing ok. I guess...
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
