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Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
I now have a priest following me.... so let's take bets on how long that will last!
Retweet of status by @iamanutcase101
30 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I now have a priest following me.... so let's take bets on how long that will last! 😀
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Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
You don't have to need something to want it.
I still want & need you to shut up now.
Thanks for following
I still want & need you to shut up now.
Thanks for following
Retweet of status by @MisterSand78
18 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You don't have to need something to want it.
I still want & need you to shut up now.
Thanks for following 🖤
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Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
Why do boobs make men do stupid shit...?
Retweet of status by @barryjohnharper
13 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why do boobs make men do stupid shit...? 🤔
Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
Making pancakes
Mixing instructions: Mix gently.
Over beating will toughen the pancakes.
So...
Pancakes are like...
Pussies, then..?
Mixing instructions: Mix gently.
Over beating will toughen the pancakes.
So...
Pancakes are like...
Pussies, then..?
Retweet of status by @1smartapple
13 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Making pancakes 🥞
Mixing instructions: Mix gently.
Over beating will toughen the pancakes.
So...
Pancakes are like...
Pussies, then..?
Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
I get drunk twice on Sundays
Retweet of status by @sunshine22kas
02 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I get drunk twice on Sundays 💁🏼♀️
Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
I just sent my husband a nude and then said “sorry wrong person”
Retweet of status by @fuckgetschwifty
30 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just sent my husband a nude and then said “sorry wrong person” 😆🤫😬
Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
Those vaj****e tweets are funny as hell. But I’m not liking or RTing any of them, I’ve done enough damage round here
Retweet of status by @BoredomDidIt
30 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Those vaj****e tweets are funny as hell. But I’m not liking or RTing any of them, I’ve done enough damage round here 😂
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Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
He makes me horny when he calls me an asshole.
Retweet of status by @SweetAsMoscato
28 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote He makes me horny when he calls me an asshole. 🤷🏼♀️
Because Vodka, That’s Why
@RavagingUranus
Fuck, I think I may have over drank my weekend pre-drink plan. Friday may be rough. Asking for thoughts and prayers
18 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fuck, I think I may have over drank my weekend pre-drink plan. Friday may be rough. Asking for thoughts and prayers 😂
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊