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Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
Appalling behaviour what a vile woman! I don’t care if she’s won the World Cup, won the Olympics or won the blood… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @scourtenay
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Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
The only people this #interestrates hike will hit are young single/couples who’ve only just managed to scrape onto the property ladder!
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Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
Kelly Brook on #CelebJuice
Proving curves are best
#fitasfuck
Proving curves are best
#fitasfuck
Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
I WANT a parrot, okay?? pic.twitter.com/SX11OHNwB6
Retweet of status by @Fleimkepa
Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
Got to say your weather forecast was total shit last night @DESCOLEMAN ..
Pissed it down all morning,you cost me a lie-in and £3 petrol!!
Pissed it down all morning,you cost me a lie-in and £3 petrol!!
Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
•Relationship status•..
Getting refused entry into DFS at 5.58pm on a Saturday night!
Getting refused entry into DFS at 5.58pm on a Saturday night!
Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
On #InternationalCatDay be a shame not to go out and buy another cat...
SO we have.. pic.twitter.com/zAC5ixvIye
SO we have.. pic.twitter.com/zAC5ixvIye
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Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
As all the men that live is this house are utter fucking cock wombles right now, I have washed all their whites with one new red sock.
Retweet of status by @joannefield78
Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
I brought you your lunch, Sir. pic.twitter.com/kmf2QEES7G
Retweet of status by @LadyMystique_01
Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
Oh my days never seen a pair of bollocks so big with a Cory so small pic.twitter.com/rQgDIJBNS0
Retweet of status by @That_Guy_227
Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
Nadal serving..
Pinch arse
Flick pocket
Touch nose
Wipe left ear
Wipe mouth
Wipe right ear
SERVE
JUST GET ON WITH IT YOU FUCKIN WEIRDO!
Pinch arse
Flick pocket
Touch nose
Wipe left ear
Wipe mouth
Wipe right ear
SERVE
JUST GET ON WITH IT YOU FUCKIN WEIRDO!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
