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Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
A lot of hatred for #BigBrother on TL..
A tip: don't watch it then and don't bother tweeting about it,just carry on wanking your dog off!️
A tip: don't watch it then and don't bother tweeting about it,just carry on wanking your dog off!️
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Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
Strange,but the only time I don't feel the effect of a completely blocked nose from hay fever in May is when I'm at the gym or wanking off!
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Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
Snog-marry-open up Christmas morning under my tree!
@CaseyBatchelor
@CaseyBatchelor
@CaseyBatchelor
@CaseyBatchelor
@CaseyBatchelor
@CaseyBatchelor
Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
Says it all about music that a song from 20 yrs ago smashes the fuck out of anything recorded in 2015
Faithless/Insomnia️
#BBCMusicAwards
Faithless/Insomnia️
#BBCMusicAwards
Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
Haha...@jimmywhite147 just threw the *bollocks* word out Live on #eurosportsnooker as Ronnie dropped a stinker on the couch
#whoops
#whoops
Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
Sunday morning with my kids
Arsenal stuff Utd
Win £40 on #ArcDeTriomphe
Bye Rodgers
Dumped another weird over 40 woman
#MySunday
Arsenal stuff Utd
Win £40 on #ArcDeTriomphe
Bye Rodgers
Dumped another weird over 40 woman
#MySunday
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Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
Kittens just shit under my bed..
Rather sums up my weekend that
Rather sums up my weekend that
Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
Dear God...
Can I please take back all them hundreds of wanks over Jenna Jameson I had as a teenager..
Forgive me
#CBBUK
#vilecreature
Can I please take back all them hundreds of wanks over Jenna Jameson I had as a teenager..
Forgive me
#CBBUK
#vilecreature
Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
@missbeermonster don't rub it in!..
Certain sites have stricter rules than others..
I look like a human strawberry split in the shower
Certain sites have stricter rules than others..
I look like a human strawberry split in the shower
Dave❗️
@Robbiesmit8
Just a thought @jamesdegale1
But if you stopped being a cocky arrogant bastard half way through a fight..youd win easier
#noonelikesyou
But if you stopped being a cocky arrogant bastard half way through a fight..youd win easier
#noonelikesyou
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
