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@kylegriffin1 Wilbur Ross: Wow, I really screwed this one up.
Trump: Hold my groceries.
Trump: Hold my groceries.
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Santa Claus, CEO
@SantaInc
If Trumpโs arrest happens the night of the Game of Thrones premiere, Iโm gonna have to make a VERY tough choice.
#Buzzfeed
#Buzzfeed
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@WSJ Saudi Arabia: โCan I get an extension on this murder cover-up?โ
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@SantaInc
Pictured: A crazy person who spouts completely insane bullshit...
...and Kanye West.
@PressSec pic.twitter.com/ioBatG0Piu
...and Kanye West.
@PressSec pic.twitter.com/ioBatG0Piu
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@jemelehill Today's Right:
Applaud racial injustice, Destory sexual assault victims.
Applaud racial injustice, Destory sexual assault victims.
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HEY SANTA, WHY WON'T SHE DEBATE OTHER WOMEN LIKE CANDACE OWEN?
She's not running against Candace Owen. But whileโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
She's not running against Candace Owen. But whileโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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@chrissyteigen When did Germans in 1930's realize that they were the bad guys?
Cuz I kinda feel like I'm part of the bad guys...
Cuz I kinda feel like I'm part of the bad guys...
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@kylegriffin1 Itโs such a toss-up on which Huckabee kid is worse:
Sarah Sanders the presidential liar?
Or her dog-murdering brother?
Sarah Sanders the presidential liar?
Or her dog-murdering brother?
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@thehill โThis is about heritage! My great-grand-pappy fought for the South with honor!โ
โConfederate flag/staโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
โConfederate flag/staโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
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@NBCNews Trump: Oh here, Macron, let me get that dandruff off of you.
Macron: That ain't dandruff. pic.twitter.com/aZS2G7Fhwm
Macron: That ain't dandruff. pic.twitter.com/aZS2G7Fhwm
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@jaketapper Stormy Daniels taking down the Trump presidency is like when they got Al Capone for tax evasion.
pic.twitter.com/A4yPFn4S7L
pic.twitter.com/A4yPFn4S7L
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
