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Slippery Secret
@SlipperySecret
How to be Twitter Elite.
Tell jokes
Follow back most people
Get delusional about them following for your jokes
Unfollow 95%
Tell jokes
Follow back most people
Get delusional about them following for your jokes
Unfollow 95%
Retweet of status by @shawn_spree
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Slippery Secret
@SlipperySecret
Her: I write screenplays & currently working on a book
Him: I write computer programs
Me: I write Post-it notes
Him: I write computer programs
Me: I write Post-it notes
Retweet of status by @girl_a_whirl
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Slippery Secret
@SlipperySecret
Not everyone is going to have sex tonight...
* I mean with another person anyway!!
* I mean with another person anyway!!
Retweet of status by @2Sassy4321
Slippery Secret
@SlipperySecret
When the earbuds go in, the world gets shut out
Retweet of status by @tanleggd_juliet
Slippery Secret
@SlipperySecret
It's easy to feel beautiful when he reminds you every single day that you are
Retweet of status by @Danni7676
Slippery Secret
@SlipperySecret
@SlipperySecret you finger banged me and I felt it.
Retweet of status by @QueefHurricane
Slippery Secret
@SlipperySecret
Congrats big guy on 20k @Quartzjixler
Did you get the toaster?
Well deserved my friend!!
Did you get the toaster?
Well deserved my friend!!
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Slippery Secret
@SlipperySecret
Ready to eat.
Slippery Secret
@SlipperySecret
#WomenCrushWednesday All the tattooed hotties I follow! Thank you
Retweet of status by @sweetlilsinista
Slippery Secret
@SlipperySecret
Whenever I'm grocery shopping, I like to grab some pineapple and tell the person near me that I have big plans for the night
Retweet of status by @BounceOnMyBeard
Slippery Secret
@SlipperySecret
some people you just can't take anywhere
Retweet of status by @cheeetoozz
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
