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Cynthia
@Super_Cynthia
@HisNameWasStone geez what on earth do you text to people?
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Cynthia
@Super_Cynthia
I tried to figure out if they have βfat campβ for adults, but apparently they call it rehab now, and there is no horseback riding.
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Cynthia
@Super_Cynthia
noonecallsthecurveofspacetimeattractiveandlives
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Cynthia
@Super_Cynthia
Oh good the mid-20s feminist who sneers at other women got verified
Cynthia
@Super_Cynthia
@whatmaddness You know, since early menopause I've never felt so close to another woman so HAPPY BIRFDAY I hopeβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Cynthia
@Super_Cynthia
old twitter: hey girl
new twitter: many a day has run its celestial course since last we ran about the braes & "plucked the gowans fine"
new twitter: many a day has run its celestial course since last we ran about the braes & "plucked the gowans fine"
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Cynthia
@Super_Cynthia
Sorry a sea witch tricked me into unlocking the trap I will never trust another sea witch
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Hi I'm the sheriff who was gonna make a joke about doctors not having a gender but can't find a stethoscope emoji
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Cynthia
@Super_Cynthia
DO NOT RECYCLE the body parts that are still moving
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Cynthia
@Super_Cynthia
The computer simulates your favorite memories, but edits out the parts that make you sad, the things you lost. In bed, cuddling Β°%LAΕGE_CAT
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Cynthia
@Super_Cynthia
Hi I'm the sheriff who was gonna make a joke about doctors not having a gender but can't find a stethoscope emoji
Cynthia
@Super_Cynthia
don't invitemetowashmyhandsunlessyoursoapishaunted
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
