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Super Cynthia
@Super_Cynthia
DO NOT RECYCLE the body parts that are still moving
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Super Cynthia
@Super_Cynthia
@new_toon you are just too(n) much!
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Super Cynthia
@Super_Cynthia
I think a bear soul would have fur, but I am also agnostic
Super Cynthia
@Super_Cynthia
50 hard cash dollars to anyone who can get me off the Allegra email list
Super Cynthia
@Super_Cynthia
THERE IS A FIRST DATE HAPPENING NEXT TO ME, THEY BOTH DO MIDDLE EARTH COSPLAY, HE'S FAMILIAR WITH HER FB LIKES THIS IS AMAZING
SuperCynthia
@Super_Cynthia
Ordered one of those Fathead wall stickers, but they mixed up my order and sent me one of a portal to the underworld, my room's a mess
SuperCynthia
@Super_Cynthia
Asked WebMD why my snot is purple, and it diagnosed me with purple Skittle up my nose, damn if they weren't right
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SuperCynthia
@Super_Cynthia
You can buy a life-size Yoda and have lightsaber battles with him, but he'll never be the brother you never had (by Hasbro)
SuperCynthia
@Super_Cynthia
HEY PARENTS THIS CHRISTMAS GET YOUR KIDS THE CRAZY COTTON CANDY MAKER YOU WON'T REGRET IT I'VE BEEN EATING IT FOR 10 DAYS NOW I CAN FLY
SuperCynthia
@Super_Cynthia
You can share a Coke with whoever you want if you stick an extra straw in it while they're drinking.
SuperCynthia
@Super_Cynthia
[sneaks a copy of The Shining into the FUN HALLOWEEN MOVIES donation bin]
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
