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@Will3K85
Screw being awake
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@Will3K85
You know it's sad when I wish a Kardashian or Bieber was trending instead of the usual. Wish this damn election was over already
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โกMr. Brightside
@Will3K85
#RejectedUsesForPumpkins
As a basketball
As a basketball
Retweet of status by @AbhishekPrtp
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@Will3K85
There are PET friendly hotels w vacancies in west Pasco County just north of Tampa. #HurricaneMatthew #PrayForFlorida
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@Will3K85
I wanna be the guy to break the news to all the self righteous people that they're going to hell โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/7โฆ
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@Will3K85
The right to claim my cat as a dependent on my income tax.
#NewConstitutionalRights @midnight
#NewConstitutionalRights @midnight
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@Will3K85
When the stripper signals for the bouncer. I mean her stage name is Squeezy Jefferson...So I squeezed em #HowIKnowIHaveGoneTooFar
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@Will3K85
How normal girls get into a hammock vs. how I get into a hammock Vale Genta vine.co/v/hEhjYzMF6Vp
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@Will3K85
It's hilarious that @realDonaldTrump doesn't get that #TrumpWon is supposed to be a joke.
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@Will3K85
Just make sure no one steps on any pet's tails #TipsToSurviveAPowerOutage
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
