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@Will3K85
let's make cute butt babies!!!
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words
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@Will3K85
Is life overwhelming? Is talking to people just the fucking worst? Then Lying In A Snowbank And Accepting Death might be for you! Act now!
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@Will3K85
#IDefyTheOddsBy never going blind from masturbating. Coincidentally I do have an eye exam scheduled next week Truth
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@Will3K85
Damn #daylightsavings. Really sucks to lose an hour of sleep especially when you have to wake up early for work
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@Will3K85
Kudos to the bastard that thought of night mode for twitter. That bright white background really can be a pain on the eyes
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@Will3K85
Holy crap! My knee started aching today and now it's raining. I'm now that uncle that says that all the time
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Winston won the cat call! #NewGirl pic.twitter.com/cLilGqJLD3
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#UnlikelySuperheroPowers
Ignoring my emails
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Ignoring my emails
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@Will3K85
Boss joked that we should all get drunk while stocking groceries. I'm down if they wanna see me break some shit
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@Will3K85
#StrippersHateMeBecause I ask if they have change for a dollar.
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Awesome Bub @Will3K85 pic.twitter.com/UhNCeNRAOO
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
