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Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
Is there a big difference between male and female anatomy?
Yes, a vas deferens.
Yes, a vas deferens.
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13 Jun 17
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Yes, a vas deferens. π
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Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
When you're looking a hot mess but bae says hi pic.twitter.com/uF7ETo5nmP
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07 Jun 17
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Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
When your mom tells you to do something pic.twitter.com/P0tXaCvCad
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03 Jun 17
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Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
TGIF. And I don't work tomorrow.
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12 May 17
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Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
Roll with the punches pic.twitter.com/g0MRVoU0LW
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29 Apr 17
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Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
Yesterday at shift change:
Me-"he has zosyn running in the left AC"
Pt's girlfriend-"actually that's pipercillin/tazobactam"
@OnlyintheICU
Me-"he has zosyn running in the left AC"
Pt's girlfriend-"actually that's pipercillin/tazobactam"
@OnlyintheICU
18 Apr 17
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Me-"he has zosyn running in the left AC"
Pt's girlfriend-"actually that's pipercillin/tazobactam"
π
@OnlyintheICU
Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
I miss my little Nietzsche. pic.twitter.com/nrZd81rFY3
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04 Apr 17
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Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
Yeah, that way.
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24 Mar 17
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Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
"What's your name again?"
"Alexa"
"You're too pretty to forget your name! I'm embarrassed"
I love my little old men patients
"Alexa"
"You're too pretty to forget your name! I'm embarrassed"
I love my little old men patients
17 Mar 17
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"Alexa"
"You're too pretty to forget your name! I'm embarrassed"
I love my little old men patients π
Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
2 days til my birthday
Retweet of status by @MELISSAMARIE
12 Mar 17
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Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
12 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"My tummy hurts"
Doc:"Have u had surgery before?"
Pt:"I had an appendix taken out once, I think I'm getting another one"
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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