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Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
#onesentenceshift. (One picture shift ) #seriously pic.twitter.com/UDwCTGQaTN
01 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #onesentenceshift. (One picture shift π) #seriously https://t.co/UDwCTGQaTN
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Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
Both of my roommates are also nursing students, so our code for a guy in our room is our stethoscope on our door knob
Retweet of status by @GlitttterBitch
30 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Both of my roommates are also nursing students, so our code for a guy in our room is our stethoscope on our door knob π©π»ββοΈπ
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Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
Okay, farting in the med room is okay if you're solo. But when three people walk in, umm you gotta explain yourself
Retweet of status by @CoronaryKid
26 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Okay, farting in the med room is okay if you're solo. But when three people walk in, umm you gotta explain yourself ππ
Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
15 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My mom doesn't believe my medical advice. She believes her neighbor who knew somebody that had the same thing.
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Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
23 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"U should take ibuprofen for this pain"
Pt:"Can u put that in the discharge instructions? I might forget"
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Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
Pretty girls get shit for free
Retweet of status by @MELISSAMARIE
22 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pretty girls get shit for free ππ»
Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
Sitting at home on a Friday night. I miss being young, wild, and free.
Wait, I'm 25.
Wait, I'm 25.
Retweet of status by @TheNurseBromo
12 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sitting at home on a Friday night. I miss being young, wild, and free.
Wait, I'm 25. π£
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Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
@illblood the ears
03 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @illblood the ears ππ
Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
The jungle book was good
17 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The jungle book was good πΊ
Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
flowers in envelopes pic.twitter.com/AWH7LGwzfe
Retweet of status by @TumbIrsPosts
06 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote flowers in envelopes π π https://t.co/AWH7LGwzfe
Alexandra Munster
@__purplelipstik
Thank god the base pharmacy drive thru is open I don't have eyebrows on and wearing the shirt I slept in.
31 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thank god the base pharmacy drive thru is openππ» I don't have eyebrows on and wearing the shirt I slept in.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ