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Daytona
@blonde_redneck
"He's such a mitch"
"Wtf is that?"
"Male bitch."
"But what about people actually named Mitch?"
(silence)
"They're shit outta luck"
"Wtf is that?"
"Male bitch."
"But what about people actually named Mitch?"
(silence)
"They're shit outta luck"
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Daytona
@blonde_redneck
@Texas_Girl1989 You're a whole 3 inches shorter than me, you're little
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Daytona
@blonde_redneck
Tacos and margaritas are life pic.twitter.com/DXiQBkTF2I
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Daytona
@blonde_redneck
Being forgotten by someone is so painful.
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Daytona
@blonde_redneck
OMG She just picked it up and carried it outside to drop it in the grass to come back inside.
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Daytona
@blonde_redneck
People who use proper punctuation in texts.
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Daytona
@blonde_redneck
I really am sorry. pic.twitter.com/0xi3r6dplY
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Daytona
@blonde_redneck
#IfIHadADick I'd probably draw on it with a marker to make it look like a dragon
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Daytona
@blonde_redneck
I'm gonna need everyone to stop RTing the trailer for "IT".
I'm freaking terrified of clowns
I'm freaking terrified of clowns
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Daytona
@blonde_redneck
@That_Eggplant yeah well you used to preach about lube and margs
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Daytona
@blonde_redneck
Oh...my...word... pic.twitter.com/HsigSnOeN6
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
