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Daytona
@blonde_redneck
That "skittles pox" commercial will forever be disturbing af
Retweet of status by @TheInkedCanuck
26 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote That "skittles pox" commercial will forever be disturbing af π³
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Daytona
@blonde_redneck
Sorry, Morgan Freeman, but I'd rather have Samuel L Jackson narrate my life. There are many times I'd need "motherfucker" uttered.
Retweet of status by @KissLikeHockey
27 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sorry, Morgan Freeman, but I'd rather have Samuel L Jackson narrate my life. There are many times I'd need "motherfucker" uttered. ππ
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Daytona
@blonde_redneck
How I feel every time I leave my car unlocked and running pic.twitter.com/4ZQ8ujoUFm
02 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How I feel every time I leave my car unlocked and running ππ https://t.co/4ZQ8ujoUFm
Daytona
@blonde_redneck
I am not above telling strangers to shut their mouth when they're chewing
Retweet of status by @Fit_Justin
22 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I am not above telling strangers to shut their mouth when they're chewing π·π·
Daytona
@blonde_redneck
OKAY NEW GAME. PETER AGREES IF I CAN GET 500 FAVS ON THIS TWEET HE'LL SHAVE THAT AWFUL MUSTACHE OFF
& GO
& GO
Retweet of status by @StrokinBitch
21 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote OKAY NEW GAME. PETER AGREES IF I CAN GET 500 FAVS ON THIS TWEET HE'LL SHAVE THAT AWFUL MUSTACHE OFF
& GO π¨π¨π¨
Daytona
@blonde_redneck
so many people getting married and having babies, and i'm just sitting here wondering what i'm gonna eat next.
Retweet of status by @ThatOneGuyy33
29 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote so many people getting married and having babies, and i'm just sitting here wondering what i'm gonna eat next. ππ
Daytona
@blonde_redneck
I miss having someone to text and call randomly when i get excited about something
Retweet of status by @ForeverClutch02
19 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I miss having someone to text and call randomly when i get excited about somethingπ
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Daytona
@blonde_redneck
@RedNWhiteUnite you three have a really dysfunctional relationship
10 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @RedNWhiteUnite you three have a really dysfunctional relationship π
Daytona
@blonde_redneck
Montreal's pitbull ban was suspended indefinitely
Retweet of status by @toniiiiii__
05 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Montreal's pitbull ban was suspended indefinitely πππππππππππ
Daytona
@blonde_redneck
The sound and smell of rain
12 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The sound and smell of rain π
Daytona
@blonde_redneck
Almost every adult hand you've ever shook has had a dick in it at some point
Goodnight
Goodnight
Retweet of status by @The01Wingman
30 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Almost every adult hand you've ever shook has had a dick in it at some point
Goodnight π
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ