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Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
When someone is forced to apologise for a joke on national television you can be sure it’s funny.
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Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
ADVISORY: The correct phrase for deplatforming a fashion designer is “cancel couture”.
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Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
UNFOLDING SITUATION: I'm taking a new shirt out of the packaging.
Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
REMINDER: A head of state should never appear on radio with a host who uses a stage name.
Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
Soon, Sydney people will able to escape the crippling property prices and oppressive traffic by catching a direct flight to New York.
Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
Cleanse your timeline with this gorgeous shot of the Eiffel Tower and River Seine! pic.twitter.com/arVWRr2mbQ
Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
Aldi didn’t have any RATs, but I did pick up an industrial pallet of canned beetroot, a pillow and an electric leaf blower.
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Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
ADVISORY: If you wear a mask over your ears you reduce the risk of hearing the gravy song.
Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
Unfortunately I ignored the NSW Health advice to avoid YouTube, and now I’m a Maroon 5 fan.
#COVID19nsw
#COVID19nsw
Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
ADVISORY: The correct term for a person who photographs themself getting vaccinated is "post-Moderna".
Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
I hear Tesla is launching its own protective face covering. They’re calling it the ELON MASK
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
