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Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
GPS tracking, altimeter and 100 metres water resistance? NOT ON MY WATCH.
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Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
POLITICAL ADVISORY: It's called the "crossbench" because government MPs go there when they're cross.
#auspol
#auspol
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Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
I’ve been celebrating “donut day” every day since 1997, and that has nothing to do with any virus.
Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
ADVISORY: Greet strangers in the street “Kia Ora!” because it’s statistically probable they’re an escaped New Zealander.
Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
Why won’t they let Donald Trump host his own chat show?
BECAUSE HE NEVER LETS ANYONE FINISH A SENTENCE.
BECAUSE HE NEVER LETS ANYONE FINISH A SENTENCE.
Byron Kaye
@byronkaye
In defence of Pete Evans, believing David Icke doesn’t necessarily make you dangerous. It just makes you a moron.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
