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jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
If you're fake as fuck on social media ima call you out. Not sorry. Grow a pair instead of crying over it.
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jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
ARGUABLY ONE OF THE BEST CARPOOL KAROKEβS OF ALL TIME pic.twitter.com/jtzhCmeuML
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jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
At work this old man came up to me and said I have the prettiest smile he's seen and then handed me 20 bucks
jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
Ima say namaste and just bloom
jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
I can't get over how cute my nephew is pic.twitter.com/K2VNw6qfHa
jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
@jooo_damn People be screenshotting my dick picks. I feel you
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jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
Kevin Durant went to the team that beat him, & that won the most games ever and is now out here BEATING his chest! y'all support that???
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jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
I graduated four years ago but I stay going to high school events because I can't move on with my life
jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
@kissinkateg Story of my life
jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
Feeling overwhelmed & underwhelmed at the same time is a dangerous place to be. I'm sure there's a blessing here somewhere. #StillLookin
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jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
"You're a Martinez you don't take shit from anyone! Why? Because we're better looking and smarter than everyone!" -my dad
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
