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jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
You ever look at someone you used to date or talk to & wanna slam your head against a wall?
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jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
The only way I'll get married is eloping drunk in Vegas with a Prince impersonator officiating the whole thing.
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jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
I think the fact that we have to choose between Trump or Hillary just shows how stupid the people in this country really are.
jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
I'm honestly so shocked that @jooo_damn doesn't have a Thanksgiving countdown going on her phone yet
jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
@jooo_damn get some coffee and dig in... Gonna be a long week! You'll do great!
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jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
I really enjoy the talks I have with my dad on the phone
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jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
Who are you voting for, dumb ass 1 or dumb ass 2?
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jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
I wish I got invited to do things more often. I think I am a very fun person
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jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
Its crazy to me when people get full rides to college and don't go.. Like can I have that?
Retweet of status by @RiA_loVe95
jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
I need an entire bottle of wine rn.
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jourdan martinez
@jooo_damn
Literally @jooo_damn pic.twitter.com/EKf7XvrIPF
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
