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Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
Tonight at 8pm featuring Kevin Christy, Subhah Argawal, JF Harris & Neal Brennan. No drink minimum. Get ticketsβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
"I would rather adjust my life to your absence than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect" - Author Unknown
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Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
Our attention spans are so short, 5 second videos have to be captioned "WATCH TIL THE END."
Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
Until I find out my friend Bob Saget's cause of death, I'm just gonna assume irritable bowel syndrome.
It's what he would want.
It's what he would want.
Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
If you don't order it, the calories don't count. If they need "help" and you eat their food, it actually burns calories.
Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
Just know that if I go up to the hand sanitizer machine and it doesn't dispense anything, I'm still running my hands together.
Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
I tried to tell you... pic.twitter.com/neajBTxI8n
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Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
And @Travon dropped this in the group chat with me and @roywoodjr : pic.twitter.com/QnhhJmjB2c
Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
FRIEND: You wanna eat?
ME: We could get nachos.
FRIEND: You and your fucking nachos!
Sorry for trying to be best.
ME: We could get nachos.
FRIEND: You and your fucking nachos!
Sorry for trying to be best.
Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
Todd Barry finally came to the show last night.
Unacceptableshow.com pic.twitter.com/hDVQUKESH1
Unacceptableshow.com pic.twitter.com/hDVQUKESH1
Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
When you and your friend have your comedy timing down... (Not edited ) pic.twitter.com/tp5FwxnJxP
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
