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Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
The day the Jussie news broke, I texted a friend, "I smell a rat."
He texted back, "Rats said, 'leave us out of this.'"
He texted back, "Rats said, 'leave us out of this.'"
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Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
I just live my life and ignore what other people say.
Unless it's negative and then I obsess over it.
Unless it's negative and then I obsess over it.
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Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
@chrissyteigen What is this "happy" you speak of?
Depression Twins, activate!
Shape of: Sandness!
Form of: Lying on the couch!
Depression Twins, activate!
Shape of: Sandness!
Form of: Lying on the couch!
Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
Two girls at Comedy Store dressed up like a picture of me and Dave from '93. #HappyHalloween2018 pic.twitter.com/nfPupwBdxf
Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
For a phony Witch Hunt, there sure are a lot of brooms and pointed hats and cauldrons.
Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
They said if I do well in the NYTimes mini-crossword, they'll bump me up to the main puzzle. pic.twitter.com/suuTFFpzDi
Neal Brennan
@nealbrennan
Real thugz only cry via emoji.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
