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KillJoy
@phalguy
Cheers to the Dads...or anyone filling that important role in the life of a child.
Retweet of status by @_Water_Baby
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KillJoy
@phalguy
Las Vegas's loss is North Carolina's gain.
Cheers @girlontapas
Cheers @girlontapas
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KillJoy
@phalguy
In and out, in and out.
My cell service. Not my sex life
My cell service. Not my sex life
Retweet of status by @pol_e_wog
KillJoy
@phalguy
I'm pretty good with emoji communication...I might even be able to predict what @JoeCoolNJ is thinking right now...
Or can I??
Or can I??
Retweet of status by @perfect_boxx
KillJoy
@phalguy
#DearDiary
Last night, I met the most amazing man.
He was P E R F E C T
This morning I woke up in shackles in his basement
Send help
Last night, I met the most amazing man.
He was P E R F E C T
This morning I woke up in shackles in his basement
Send help
Retweet of status by @jdforshort
KillJoy
@phalguy
Is there anything better than steak, fries, Corona and Netflix?
The answer is no, there is not.
The answer is no, there is not.
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KillJoy to the World
@phalguy
Christmas music must be making you insane.
Thanks for the cup! @cathisamazing
Check this amazingly funny Canadian lady out!
Thanks for the cup! @cathisamazing
Check this amazingly funny Canadian lady out!
KillJoy to the World
@phalguy
@Quartzjixler Thanks for the TL love sir. Cheers
Kill Joy
@phalguy
I can't wait to get chip-faced this weekend.
Nachos!
In other news...
There's a Saltines emoji but none for nachos?
Get on it, Science!
Nachos!
In other news...
There's a Saltines emoji but none for nachos?
Get on it, Science!
Retweet of status by @marcia_bee
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
