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ⓑⓐⓢⓘⓒ мυncнĸιn
@pretendmunchkin
Average penis size on earth 5.5 inches
Average penis size on Twitter just under 11 feet
Average penis size on Twitter just under 11 feet
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mųŋcɧkɩŋ
@pretendmunchkin
Hmm how many girls are you playing right now
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BOUGIE ⓜⓤⓝⓒⓗⓚⓘⓝ
@pretendmunchkin
Women who have “no dick pics” in their bio. Stop being so fucking presumptuous...... who said you were even worthy of my dick pic?
Retweet of status by @Zero2looze
BOUGIE ⓜⓤⓝⓒⓗⓚⓘⓝ
@pretendmunchkin
@antis0cial2 probably because no one can figure out what YOU'RE trying to say because your grammar is so awful. 🤷
BOUGIE ⓜⓤⓝⓒⓗⓚⓘⓝ
@pretendmunchkin
son, I have condiments in my fridge older than you. and that's ma'am, to you. twitter.com/maxi82733729/s…
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@pretendmunchkin
I’ll drink my whiskey out of my prison mug, idgaf pic.twitter.com/cLHx2HNXgo
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@pretendmunchkin
Bitches! i was in RT jail for you Mofo's twice today already and THIS is the thanks i get?
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Munchkin
@pretendmunchkin
Indeed pic.twitter.com/tX7mNY1hf6
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Bougie Munchkin
@pretendmunchkin
Worst pick up line you’ve ever heard,
aaaaannnd go!
aaaaannnd go!
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Bougie Munchkin
@pretendmunchkin
Confession Thursday:
I have a fetish for and I also like to softly while … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I have a fetish for and I also like to softly while … twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Bougie Munchkin
@pretendmunchkin
Make them feel like a million dollars when they feel emotionally impoverished...
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
