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вoυgιeⓜⓤⓝⓒⓗⓚⓘⓝ
@pretendmunchkin
Do people still say Okie Dokie or is it just me??
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вoυgιeⓜⓤⓝⓒⓗⓚⓘⓝ
@pretendmunchkin
Somebody called me gay because I like to wear harem pants. If being gay feels like wearing harem pants then signmethefuckup
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BOUGIEⓜⓤⓝⓒⓗⓚⓘⓝ 🌻
@pretendmunchkin
FUNNY THURSDAY
Thursdays are godawful. Send me up to 3 of your funniest tweets so far this week and let's liven… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Thursdays are godawful. Send me up to 3 of your funniest tweets so far this week and let's liven… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @HorseMorsel
🗑ɱuɳcɦkiɳ🐼
@PretendMunchkin
мυncнĸιn🌻
@PretendMunchkin
Know when to hold em
Know when to fold em
Know when to walk away
K̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶r̶u̶n̶
Know when to fold em
Know when to walk away
K̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶r̶u̶n̶
Retweet of status by @WhaJoTalkinBout
sňѧp ċѧċҡʟє ⓜⓤⓝⓒⓗ
@PretendMunchkin
My spirit animal is a furiously masturbating chimpanzee in a little Iron Maiden T-shirt and RayBans.
Retweet of status by @Staggfilms
Krys's ⓜⓤⓝⓒⓗⓚⓘⓝ
@PretendMunchkin
check in on your people, say hi, show some love, make them smile
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@PretendMunchkin
*blows my way into your DMs...
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@PretendMunchkin
My 3 year old has a baby doll named LaQueefa and a Barbie named Cunt.
I'm pretty much winning at this mom shit.
I'm pretty much winning at this mom shit.
sռaք ċaċҡʟɛ ⓜⓤⓝⓒⓗ
@PretendMunchkin
@GingerFactor Amen
Or the bearded lady...
Or the bearded lady...
SNĀP CĀCKLE ⓜⓤⓝⓒⓗ
@PretendMunchkin
Yes but can you please pick your boobs up off of your waist, ffs?
Retweet of status by @carriebear421
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
