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Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
All I'm gonna say is if a bird pied me for another lad, and then came crawling back to me, she'd get told to fuck off. Rather be single
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Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
21 years without you big man, hope I'm making you proud R.I.P dad x
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Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
Okay, put your feet up and get the popcorn out, I'm about to start story time
Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
And I have no doubt one of her friends will screenshot all this so make sure you pass on, she still owes me 50 quid
Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
Think some people need to watch that 13 reasons why and understand words might have more of an impact than they think
Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
Worst thing about being on a strict diet is not being allowed @Notarianniices
Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
Embarrassing
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Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
@StefanWealthall @CandiceNicola Don't you start mate, I could ruin your life as well
Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
I can't cope anymore "I will batter him in the face and quickly shoot him and his mates" pic.twitter.com/oHzbx6yT6Y
Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
Couldn't be happier that my mum and candice have got on like they do
Sam Roth
@SamRoth2
If you weren't there to witness @StefanWealthall and @george199420 have a naked wrestle in the garden may 2015, you missed out
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
