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Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
One plate of chips please and 11 forks
#golfclubs
#golfclubs
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Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
I'd bet Β£100 our Lady Captain is watching Grand Designs on UK Gold + 1 RIGHT NOW
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Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
If I made it through qualifying to play in the @TheOpen ...
50% of my membership would be disgruntled I was off on holiday AGAIN
50% of my membership would be disgruntled I was off on holiday AGAIN
Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
I donβt know what the definition of unlucky is but this has got to be up there
Whatβs the ruling hereβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Whatβs the ruling hereβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
Itβs 4.34am and Iβve just had a text from a member to see if his new Ecco shoes are in.....
Absolute cabbage head
Absolute cabbage head
Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
Can anyone of you beat 98 emails to organise a 4-ball knockout match ....Jesus ?
Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
With the pubs back open its great to be able to poke fun at the lads with the level 10 hangovers once again
alwβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
alwβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
Great quote from Dave (member)
βIβm glad my swing doesnβt look like Jim Furykβ
βIβm glad my swing doesnβt look like Jim Furykβ
Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
Only in golf clubs can fights break out over who has the authority to replant the hanging baskets on the clubhouse front entrance
Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
watched goodfellas last night
scene where where Tommy gets whacked had an unbelievable resemblance to when Daveβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
scene where where Tommy gets whacked had an unbelievable resemblance to when Daveβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
Probably by now....youβve realised why you donβt βnormallyβ get to excited about a December game of golf...
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
