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11 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Not to brag or anything, but I've definitely scared more men on twitter than I have in real life, and trust me, both are impressive numbersπ
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@1MeLrO
@HockeyGoddess24 Me too
07 Aug 17
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Thick thighs + hot weather =
Chub rub is the WORST
Chub rub is the WORST
Retweet of status by @Miss_Kris85
06 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thick thighs + hot weather = π©
Chub rub is the WORST
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Thanks for cuffing me and throwing me on the hood of the car
I meant retweets @PoliceBadBoy
I meant retweets @PoliceBadBoy
03 Aug 17
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I meant retweets @PoliceBadBoy π
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That town that brings back all those awful memories that you'd love to forget.
Retweet of status by @BeMyEscape_
30 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote That town that brings back all those awful memories that you'd love to forget.
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If you Teabag someone that is allergic to nuts, is that considered Attempted Murder?
Retweet of status by @txfella68
30 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you Teabag someone that is allergic to nuts, is that considered Attempted Murder? π€
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12YO:
Me: What's up?
12YO: Why are boys so weird?
Me:..
Me:[sits down. puts arm around her. whispers]... pic.twitter.com/RausIO9AiW
Me: What's up?
12YO: Why are boys so weird?
Me:..
Me:[sits down. puts arm around her. whispers]... pic.twitter.com/RausIO9AiW
Retweet of status by @creativeTypeDad
27 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 12YO:π£
Me: What's up?
12YO: Why are boys so weird?π’
Me:π³.π€.π
Me:[sits down. puts arm around her. whispers]... https://t.co/RausIO9AiW
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Flames eternal... from the endless abyss... Winter is not coming...
that...you will miss
that...you will miss
Retweet of status by @PoliceBadBoy
25 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Flames eternal...π₯ from the endless abyss... Winter is not coming...β
that...you will miss
23 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I won a tweet contest I didn't even enterπ
I'm so awesome I win without trying
*i type between loads of laundry, dishes, cleaning toiletsπ
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@1MeLrO
Like in music, there's only so many chords. Eventually a lot of songs sound the same. Just tweaked.
Retweet of status by @JoshontheGo
17 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Like in music, there's only so many chords. Eventually a lot of songs sound the same. Just tweaked. βπ»
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When you're a dick and you know it clap your hands!
Retweet of status by @smbeckley
14 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you're a dick and you know it clap your hands! ππ
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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